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Friday, January 16, 2004
Me as a horny teen.
I have been thinking back to when I was a teen (over 18 of cos) and my first sexual experiences with myself. I was very sexually aware of myself and went to great lengths to masturbate. I had no dildos from a store and no net then either so I would 'make' toys. I will share some of these with you:
My all time favourite back then (and sometimes now) was a screwdriver.. any size any place! My Dad kept one on the side of the pool to fix the pump. It was a real thick one and when I would go swimming the water would get me horny so if I was alone I would use it in the pool, if not then I sneaked it back to my room. :)
Before I discovered screwdrivers I had this thick crayon and tried using that a bit. One problem was the colour would rub off all over me.. bright orange! But when nothing else was available well... I didnt care.
Once I had this broken record player (remember them) but the turntable still turned. I wondered if it had a dildo like thing sit in the middle of table so it turned, would it feel good to squat over it? So I made a dildo out of foam rolled up and bound with tape and glued it to the turntable, it was pretty weird to do it like that.. squatting. hehehe but I tried a few times.
When I got sick of that I tried attaching it to a big teddy instead and that was more fun.
Hmm I always had this problem where my fingers just didnt feel strange enough to get me off rubbing my clit, so I would look for other things to use. When I needed to get off in private i would go into the toilet and use a folded piece of toilet paper to rub with. It basically worked, plus the fact that there were people not far away and I was being bad. haha
The vegetable draw of the fridge has always been a good place for toys... carrots, cucumbers and zuchini mostly. I needed to heat them up a lil first cos they were too cold though.
Hmm a big secret.. you know how you look at plushy fetish sites and go "No way!" well... yep I did that too. I would rub myself on my teddy! Oh my gosh why am I telling you this :|
Anyway will post some more later... I am going to go play with my real toys.. although there is an interesting looking carrot in the kitchen... To be continued..
My all time favourite back then (and sometimes now) was a screwdriver.. any size any place! My Dad kept one on the side of the pool to fix the pump. It was a real thick one and when I would go swimming the water would get me horny so if I was alone I would use it in the pool, if not then I sneaked it back to my room. :)
Before I discovered screwdrivers I had this thick crayon and tried using that a bit. One problem was the colour would rub off all over me.. bright orange! But when nothing else was available well... I didnt care.
Once I had this broken record player (remember them) but the turntable still turned. I wondered if it had a dildo like thing sit in the middle of table so it turned, would it feel good to squat over it? So I made a dildo out of foam rolled up and bound with tape and glued it to the turntable, it was pretty weird to do it like that.. squatting. hehehe but I tried a few times.
When I got sick of that I tried attaching it to a big teddy instead and that was more fun.
Hmm I always had this problem where my fingers just didnt feel strange enough to get me off rubbing my clit, so I would look for other things to use. When I needed to get off in private i would go into the toilet and use a folded piece of toilet paper to rub with. It basically worked, plus the fact that there were people not far away and I was being bad. haha
The vegetable draw of the fridge has always been a good place for toys... carrots, cucumbers and zuchini mostly. I needed to heat them up a lil first cos they were too cold though.
Hmm a big secret.. you know how you look at plushy fetish sites and go "No way!" well... yep I did that too. I would rub myself on my teddy! Oh my gosh why am I telling you this :|
Anyway will post some more later... I am going to go play with my real toys.. although there is an interesting looking carrot in the kitchen... To be continued..
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Can I be a porn star?
I have been thinking about the kind of job that would be fun and that I am suited to.. and I came across one idea. What better for a dirty lil bitch like me than be a pornstar? I saw the promos for that show "Can you be a pornstar?" where they win $100000 for getting it on on camera and it turned me on! Imagine the whole nation (or world) watching me make porn movies? For someone who likes being watched this sounds good, even without the prize! I love being naked in front of people and although I have never had sex in front of more than a couple of people I know I could do it.
I think I would enjoy masturbating for the camera and having a director tell me what to do.. sound familiar? I bet you would love to be my director.. tell me how to lay and where to put my toys. Or maybe be my fluffer, the guy who gets me wet ;)
Monday, January 12, 2004
Cool blog Flog On
... about masturbating I guess, not as good as this but hey!
Another cool blog I found :) Flog-On.com
Another cool blog I found :) Flog-On.com
I want to be a nun.
Oooh I am feeling so naughty today, can't work, can't eat... I have played with myself 3 times already! I have a new fetish ;p I wanna find a nun costume and dress up, then get some of those beads and a nice thick cross. I think I would look hot in a nuns habit with no panties on and black stockings mmm. Lift up my skirt to rub my pussy with my hand and then the cross and run the rosary beads over my clit. I am bad :| but when I get like this theres no stopping me.
I want the vicar to come in and catch me masturbating. He would make me get down on my knees and I would think it was to repent my sins. But then he would open his black pants and pull out a hard cock. I have no choice but to take into my mouth and suck him. Priests aren't allowed to have sex but some of them think if they do everything but then its ok. So after I get him so crazy his dog collar falls off, he pushes back onto my chair and lifts up my habit to reveal my naked wet pussy. He grabs the cross and starts fucking me with it and eats my pussy like its his last supper. Ohhhhh yes. I cum so hard all over his face and he licks the cross clean.
Then he commits the ultimate sin and starts masturbating right in my face, he says its only a sin if its wasted so I have to open my mouth. Ooooo I need to play again, wonder where I can find this stuff.
Wanna know what started this fantasy? Well you know by now that I like girls and guys :P I found this site with nuns mmm and I am horny - crazy about the nun and the vicar (hope you're not jealous), but of cos I would love to share this fantasy with you as well. Sexy Nuns- Presented by The Dirty Vicar Heres one of them:
