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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
I'm a soccer mom
I just become a full fledged soccer mom. My kids coach has just asked me to be team manager. That mean I have to be at all training and games and talk to the other soccer moms about any thing going on. I hope they are all hot lol. Some I have seen so far are nice :P
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
v a g i n a l a d y . c o m
v a g i n a l a d y . c o m
haha I love this site! She makes big vagina sculptures. I want one! Have a look around at the galleries and the photos are so fucking funny too.
haha I love this site! She makes big vagina sculptures. I want one! Have a look around at the galleries and the photos are so fucking funny too.
Costumes and Cocktails
I am on a mission to find costumes for myself and hubby for a party in a couple of weeks. Its a going away party for a stripper who is moving to London. We have to wear stripper costumes, which to me means something along the lines of a uniform cos I love uniforms! I am thinking a police officer for me (I like to play with handcuffs) and a fireman uniform for my man because I totally get off on firemen! This is going to be one wild party with all the strippers that work with her there! We all have to bring one bottle of something for a cocktail and I hazard a guess alcohol won't be all thats on the menu.
I have the hat and handcuffs for my costume but I need a top and skirt or pants. I would love to order a sexy latex number but I doubt it will get here in time. Plus I havent found any mens fireman costumes to buy in Australia.
Because I build porn sites now what better place to look for inspiration. So here are some galleries I was looking through for ideas...
Sexy blonde french maid Hmm I do have a french maid costume so thats ones on the possible list.
Naughty ladies gets busted by super hot policelady Heheh if I can get some of that action a police uniform is definately the go!
Sexy big boobed latex nurse Yeah nurses are hot but I think I could get a better costume together.
Sweet cowgirl outdoors Yeehaa
Ebony warrior uses her spear Ooo i did go to something a Xena warrior princess once, I wonder where I put the costume..
Well I think a policewoman would be fun because I get to handcuff all the strippers :P
I have the hat and handcuffs for my costume but I need a top and skirt or pants. I would love to order a sexy latex number but I doubt it will get here in time. Plus I havent found any mens fireman costumes to buy in Australia.
Because I build porn sites now what better place to look for inspiration. So here are some galleries I was looking through for ideas...
Sexy blonde french maid Hmm I do have a french maid costume so thats ones on the possible list.
Naughty ladies gets busted by super hot policelady Heheh if I can get some of that action a police uniform is definately the go!
Sexy big boobed latex nurse Yeah nurses are hot but I think I could get a better costume together.
Sweet cowgirl outdoors Yeehaa
Ebony warrior uses her spear Ooo i did go to something a Xena warrior princess once, I wonder where I put the costume..
Well I think a policewoman would be fun because I get to handcuff all the strippers :P
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sex Toy Tester
There's gotta be something weird about my little sister getting me to test sex toys for her lol! I am helping with a site for her new party plan biz, you know one of those things where lots of women sit around looking at dildos together :P
The other night while we were babysitting I found a monster of a dildo in the bag she left.. its big and pink with pearls inside and a bunny that tickles your clit. Turns out its a new waterproof one and because she knows I try to take a bath every night to unwind she thought I could test it for her.
Well whose to knock back free dildos? I did have a bath the next night and man that thing was crazy! I has 4 speeds each for the rotating pearls in the dong part plus the vibrating rabbit. But then it also has a button for each that does different things each time you hit it.. like pulsating or turning one way then the other. It would be more fun with two cos I had to find the buttons while it was down there. But I did have a good time.. came four times before I started getting way too sensitive.
Nice toy, thanks siss!
I think its almost the same as this one Waterproof Rabbit Vibe
The other night while we were babysitting I found a monster of a dildo in the bag she left.. its big and pink with pearls inside and a bunny that tickles your clit. Turns out its a new waterproof one and because she knows I try to take a bath every night to unwind she thought I could test it for her.
Well whose to knock back free dildos? I did have a bath the next night and man that thing was crazy! I has 4 speeds each for the rotating pearls in the dong part plus the vibrating rabbit. But then it also has a button for each that does different things each time you hit it.. like pulsating or turning one way then the other. It would be more fun with two cos I had to find the buttons while it was down there. But I did have a good time.. came four times before I started getting way too sensitive.
Nice toy, thanks siss!
I think its almost the same as this one Waterproof Rabbit Vibe
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Please Bang My Wife
Yesterday I was making a wife fucking free site promoting Please Bang My Wife and I had all the movie clips to sort out. But I just couldnt get into it so I brought up the site and watched a few of the full versions just for inspiration ;) They go for like 40 minutes so I didn't get a lot of work done. I was using my usb powered bullet that I keep under the desk. Ooohhhh yeah.
We have had a membership there for a while now but we bought it for XXX Proposal because we like watching those movies together. The great thing is if you have a membership to one you can watch the movies from all the others too. (18 reality sites I think) We love fucking on the office chair while we are watching them. I can't wait till we get our media center built because then we can watch them in the lounge room on the projector.
Ohh I don't think I have mentioned the projector before... my clever hubby built it out of a OHP and a projection panel for around AU$250. The picture is huge and almost as good as those $4000 projectors you can buy. We can watch TV on it, and use the dvd player but we often drag his PC all the way upstairs so we can watch other stuff too :P But no net connection to it yet.
We have had a membership there for a while now but we bought it for XXX Proposal because we like watching those movies together. The great thing is if you have a membership to one you can watch the movies from all the others too. (18 reality sites I think) We love fucking on the office chair while we are watching them. I can't wait till we get our media center built because then we can watch them in the lounge room on the projector.
Ohh I don't think I have mentioned the projector before... my clever hubby built it out of a OHP and a projection panel for around AU$250. The picture is huge and almost as good as those $4000 projectors you can buy. We can watch TV on it, and use the dvd player but we often drag his PC all the way upstairs so we can watch other stuff too :P But no net connection to it yet.
Nude Gym Cam
I am not sure if I posted about this when it was an idea me and my sister had but..
well we were thinking of setting up my gym with webcams and doing our workouts naked with a few friends. Due to various issues we didnt end up doing it but I had bought the domain for it.. Nude Gym Cam Well this last week I decided I should do something with it so I found some movie files of girls working out naked and put them up there. Plus so far there is also a bunch of links to free sites about nude women wrestling that are really cool.
I will see what other sporty porn I can find lol to put up there. Plus if I run out of content I may even put my cam in the gym for a while and not have it live but just put some little movies up.
well we were thinking of setting up my gym with webcams and doing our workouts naked with a few friends. Due to various issues we didnt end up doing it but I had bought the domain for it.. Nude Gym Cam Well this last week I decided I should do something with it so I found some movie files of girls working out naked and put them up there. Plus so far there is also a bunch of links to free sites about nude women wrestling that are really cool.
I will see what other sporty porn I can find lol to put up there. Plus if I run out of content I may even put my cam in the gym for a while and not have it live but just put some little movies up.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Wild Sex Party
This is a sample site for Party Hardcore that I built last week, man I love that place. We have a membership there and watch the movies together a lot. I like it because its not staged porn, just a bunch of horny chicks out to party, but party like we never see here in Australia. This is done in Germany.
Wild Sex Party
Wild Sex Party
Fishing
We went fishing on the weekend, even got out of bed early! We caught one fish but it was a nice one. It was a 40cm golden trevally and made a delicious lunch when we got home.
Of course you need a fishing pic..
Of course you need a fishing pic..
Shower pic
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Yeah yeah I suck
Man I suck at sticking to one thing for any amount of time. I remember when I was 16 and doing an apprenticeship this guy at work always called me a vascillater (not sure if thats a real word.. one who vascillates anyway). I didn't know what it meant and none of the guys would tell me. Anyway my point is I am going to yet again try to post regularly.
I always think I have nothing to share but then someone reminds me that I build fucking porn sites for a living and there must be plenty of cool stuff to show. I guess thats true.. theres usually a cool new site I have made or one I have found. I do get to peek into the member areas of some of the best sites around. And I do still masturbate a lot and think really dirty thoughts.
I am not sure if I am quite sane anymore.. I will be sitting here working and then all of a sudden my mind will wander off dreaming. Like the dreams you have when you are sleeping, yeah yeah I know they are called daydreams lol. But these are different... more real. Often very dirty but sometimes just plain scary. Sometimes I see horrible things happen to the people I love and I don't want to be thinking about these things but I can't stop. But then I can't be a whackjob because the truly insane think they are sane, apparently.
Hmm what links can I share that I have found lately...
I will look at my browser history from the last couple of days.. haha this is oddCooking an egg with mobile phones and this cool site uses face recognition technology to tell you which celebrity you look most like LOL I got Shannen Doherty
Anyway off to have a shower... hmm maybe I should throw up a pic to match that later on ;)
I always think I have nothing to share but then someone reminds me that I build fucking porn sites for a living and there must be plenty of cool stuff to show. I guess thats true.. theres usually a cool new site I have made or one I have found. I do get to peek into the member areas of some of the best sites around. And I do still masturbate a lot and think really dirty thoughts.
I am not sure if I am quite sane anymore.. I will be sitting here working and then all of a sudden my mind will wander off dreaming. Like the dreams you have when you are sleeping, yeah yeah I know they are called daydreams lol. But these are different... more real. Often very dirty but sometimes just plain scary. Sometimes I see horrible things happen to the people I love and I don't want to be thinking about these things but I can't stop. But then I can't be a whackjob because the truly insane think they are sane, apparently.
Hmm what links can I share that I have found lately...
I will look at my browser history from the last couple of days.. haha this is oddCooking an egg with mobile phones and this cool site uses face recognition technology to tell you which celebrity you look most like LOL I got Shannen Doherty
Anyway off to have a shower... hmm maybe I should throw up a pic to match that later on ;)
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Horny Cowboys and Nude Sportsmen
Oh boy, these sites I have been building are making me so horny, as promised here are two of them..
Cowboy Take Me Away and Sporty Guys Stripping
Cowboy Take Me Away and Sporty Guys Stripping
Monday, May 09, 2005
Mother's Day
I had an awesome Mothers Day with thoughtful presents from both my children and spouse. I even had a table laid out for breakfast with a menu to choose anything from. Its days like this you realise how lucky you are to have kids that love you enough to put in the effort of doing little things for you.
Yeah yeah I know.. theres nothing horny about this, but how can I write about dirty things right now lol? Although I am building a couple of sites for women at the moment that are definately making it hard to concentrate :P I will post some links tomorrow and share the pleasure with any female readers that stumble along.
Yeah yeah I know.. theres nothing horny about this, but how can I write about dirty things right now lol? Although I am building a couple of sites for women at the moment that are definately making it hard to concentrate :P I will post some links tomorrow and share the pleasure with any female readers that stumble along.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Tshirt Hell tones down a bit
I was shocked to discover that my favourite tshirt store has decided to stop selling many of their most offensive shirts this week. Not sure exactly what happened there but it is a blow to free speech. i never bought the ones in question because theres no way I would wear them but its kind of good to know you could buy them if you were so inclined.
The ones I have and wear everyday say things like: "Orgasms: Keep it real", "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like" and "I broke up Brad and Jen"
They still have plenty of rude and offensive shirts at the site and it is definately stil my favourite, I look forward to the funny email that come every month. If you want to have a look here's a little linky... Tshirt Hell
The ones I have and wear everyday say things like: "Orgasms: Keep it real", "I taught your girlfriend that thing you like" and "I broke up Brad and Jen"
They still have plenty of rude and offensive shirts at the site and it is definately stil my favourite, I look forward to the funny email that come every month. If you want to have a look here's a little linky... Tshirt Hell
Hmm long time no write
Okay yes I have been awfully slack. I didn't know whether to continue writing or not after I was busted.
I have been building adult web sites :) Its great fun and I love it. I am still a horny housewife, I doubt that will ever change lol. I intend to try and just write up my thoughts, dirty and otherwise but have been asked to keep my family out of it a bit more. Thats cool.
I get to see and read a lot of interesting things as a webmaster so I will post links and my opinions etc on those issues and funny things I see.
I have been building adult web sites :) Its great fun and I love it. I am still a horny housewife, I doubt that will ever change lol. I intend to try and just write up my thoughts, dirty and otherwise but have been asked to keep my family out of it a bit more. Thats cool.
I get to see and read a lot of interesting things as a webmaster so I will post links and my opinions etc on those issues and funny things I see.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
I got caught
I have had so many messages asking why I haven't been writing and I owe everyone an explanation... My husband found my secret place here online and wasn't happy about it, as you could imagine lol. However I refuse to take down this section of the site and will try to keep writing. It has caused a lot of arguments so even if I had logged in to write it wouldnt have been sexy anyway, I havent been truly horny in a few months.
Thats starting to change though.. all that going without has finally gone as far as it can. So I will hopefully have some dirty thoughts to write down. It is definitely back because I have had to play with myself twice today and came very hard.
And yesterday I was having the best daydream while showering, imagining that you were watching me through the misty glass as I soaped down my breasts and squeezed my nipples. I pressed my body up against the glass so you could see it better and watched as your hand slid down to your bulge and began rubbing your hard cock. I teased you from behind my glass door so much that when I got out to dry off you had your pants around your ankles and your huge penis in your hand, stroking it. As I stepped onto the mat you grabbed me and turned me to face the vanity mirror, bent me over the washstand and rammed your cock inside me.
Mmm, I havent had sex like that for so long, it sends waves of wanting through my whole body just to write it.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Thinking of You
It's been quite a while, and its very hard for me to explain why. Not without letting out a lot of feelings that I can't / won't / shouldn't express. I needed a break and have had a lot going on. But today something clicked and I had some wonderful day dreams in my bed...
We caught up just for a night, met in a little hut on an island.
We stand face to face over a bed with the moonlight shining through a window and the sound of waves pounding the beach outside. I am wearing a sarong and little white panties and you are in shorts and nothing else. You smile and walk to me slowly, the look on your face is like that of someone who lost something that they thought they would never find again, but then it just appeared. When you reach my your hand brush down my cheeks to cup my chin and you pull me in for a kiss. What begins softly at first soon ignites all of the months of missing passion and my body feels like its on fire.
Your hands run down my body, exploring every curve, then stop at my waist and move around to my ass. You push me gently back onto the bed and slip my panties off. I can see your cock bulging against the fabric of your shorts and try to touch it but you push my hands back and kneel between my legs. Your hand runs up the inside of my thigh, sending tremors through my body and making me squirm, I can see in your eyes that is just the beginning of something that will go all night.
My hips lift into the air as your fingers run up to my clit and you work your magic, rubbing me until I am so close to an orgasm then gently slowing down till it subsides.. you are the master of teasing. A finger slides just inside me as your lips move towards my hot pussy lips and you begin licking me softly. I surrender to the pleasure, knowing it won't be that easy, you never let me cum that fast. You continue to tease me with your tongue and fingers, they seem to know every secret I have, and wave after wave of warmth washes over my whole body, but never quite make it to shore. Just as I begin to get too restless you thrust your fingers deep inside and suck hard on my clit making me scream in intense orgasmic pleasure that leaves me moaning and panting.
You move up over my body and I can feel your cock rubbing against my pussy, and I expect you to enter me. But you don't.. you hold yourself over me just rubbing against my wet lips but never going inside. I can see how much this is both frustrating you but giving intense pleasure all at once, the look on your face is incredible and it turns me on even more. As it gets to the point when we both can't stand it anymore you smile and slip just the tip inside me. It sends a thrill through my body and I wriggle trying to make it go deeper but you stop me with your legs and arms. Your body is starting to shake and quiver and it makes your cock move ever so slightly inside me, so I just try to relax and enjoy it even more.
But just as I start to get comfortable your cock is twitching even more and you suddenly thrust deep inside me. I have a sudden orgasm that shakes my whole body and makes us both moan loudly, and you push deeper but don't pull out. Having you so deep and hard is amazing, and so is the self control that keeps you there. I think you are cumming but realise it must be like an orgasm but not the end. I wrap my legs around your ass and hold you there kissing your face as your whole body shudders.
After an endless time you start thrusting and fucking me hard, and you are groaning loudly. Each time you push deeper into me I cry out in pleasure and a huge orgasm is building in both of us that there is no controlling. You grab my shoulders harder as you start to explode and I can feel it inside me as I thrust my hips back up to meet yours each time. I can see stars in front of my eyes as I feel a huge pressure that releases like a dam bursting. You collapse on top of me and all we can do is lay there sweating.. at least for a little while ;)
Thursday, March 18, 2004
Natalie's Upskirt
What was all the upskirt stuff about?? Well I did some pics to make money...
You can see the upskirt pics here!
You can see the upskirt pics here!
Squirting Orgasms
I was in a chat that ended up being all about female ejaculation the other day. A guy was telling me how have one. I have orgasms of course, but I wanted to know how to squirt. This is what he wrote (I have rewritten a little though because I think he was copying from somewhere): "Lay on your back. Have your partner reach up inside you with their palm up. You push down on him like you are trying to push something out of your body, don't be embarassed if you fart. You push down on his fingers and a bulge pops out. When your partner feels it, have him rub it over and over. You will feel a strong need to pee... but it's not pee. Allow your body to release that fluid and you have had your first female ejaculatory orgasm."
Well I havent got to try it yet, I will probably have to try on my own though. But I looked around for more stuff on it:
Female Ejaculation from Dr Susan Block is a great essay all about squirting.
The Nitty Gritty details from The Clitoris
Well I havent got to try it yet, I will probably have to try on my own though. But I looked around for more stuff on it:
Female Ejaculation from Dr Susan Block is a great essay all about squirting.
The Nitty Gritty details from The Clitoris
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
No panties
While my car has been at the mechanics I have been catching buses. I thought that I would have a little bit of fun with that this afternoon, making this site gave me the idea. I went out with no panties on and a short skirt. I waited at the bus stop, sitting facing the road for thirty minutes. Just for fun I had my legs open just enough that the drivers would be able see to see a flash of pussy as they drove past. It was both fun and a huge turn on all at the same time... I don't know what I would have done if someone had stopped but hey.. life is for now!
Upskirt pervert
I had to take my car to the mechanics today and while I was sitting in the office waiting the mechanic kept taking peeks up my skirt. Well it was a dress actually, I guess I deserved it by wearing a short dress there, with tiny little panties underneath. I wasn't very comfortable so I kept crossing my legs and then uncrossing them. He must have got a hell of a look because I swear I saw a bulge in his pants. That made me wet and my nipples went hard as little pebbles, and I wasn't wearing a bra. I put my handbag in my lap to hopefully hide my need to slip my hand down to adjust my wet panties, but when I looked up he was smiling at me.
What does this have to do with anything.. wait and see :P
What does this have to do with anything.. wait and see :P
Saturday, March 13, 2004
Horny chats
my chat has been off to a good start, with some very horny guys visiting me to help me ease the boredom of day. I also had a female visitor who was more than keen to join in a threesome sex chat much like the one I posted weeks ago (when my mum nearly busted me): here's the archive page While that was happening another guy came in but didn't type anything, I guess he was just too busy with his hands elsewhere.
